Episode #13: Satanic Panic!

It’s Thanksgiving! And what a better time than to sit down with Sam and Bill, bow your head, and listen to a backwards prayer to a dude in red tights with a goatee, horns, and a trident. No, not Sam.

We sacrifice ourselves on the altar of podcasting to:

  • Jack Chick (RIP)
  • Mötley Crüe’s Shout at the Devil
  • Rona Jaffe’s Mazes and Monsters
  • Evilspeak

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Aging Poorly #12: Reverse Dolemite

Oh boy… Strap yourselves in, gang, because we have a long discussion of Meatballs. Like, as long as you think we could talk about Meatballs? Double that. Seriously. This is the freaking Mozart aria of Meatballs.

  • Square One TV
  • Skreemer
  • Mystery Men (1999)
  • Oh, and did I mention we talk about Meatballs (1979, dir. Ivan Reitman)?

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Aging Poorly #11: Sam Doesn’t Still Believe

Sam and Bill were both killed in a tragic clown-carnival-related accident but have risen from the grave to bring you this spooktacular episode! They take on

  • Witch’s Night Out
  • The Lost Boys soundtrack
  • “The Hitch-Hiker” episode of The Twilight Zone
  • The original Friday the 13th

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Aging Poorly #10: The Gay Is The Icing

We get angrier than normal! Hooray! It’s Aging Poorly 10! Sam and Bill take on:

  • Elevator Action
  • Tiny Toon Adventures “Toon TV”
  • Fat Boys: Fat Boys
  • Zorro: the Gay Blade

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Aging Poorly #9: Lesser-Known Juggs

Heads up, this episode gets a little pervier/grosser than previous ones! Sam and Bill reveal some secret shames as they take on:

  • $ale of the Century
  • The Beastie Boys’ License to Ill
  • Marvel Illustrated: The Swimsuit Special
  • The Young Ones: Bambi

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Aging Poorly #8: Mad Movies, Bad Monsters

We’re back! Boy, we say “we’re back” a lot, don’t we? Anyhoo, put on your jean jacket and bolero hat, and settle down into the podcast theater as Sam and Bill revisit:

  • Mad Movies with the L.A. Connection
  • Man-Thing in Night of the Laughing Dead by Power Records
  • Groovy Ghoulies
  • Debbie Gibson’s Electric Youth

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Aging Poorly #7: The horror of Tall Teeth

Let’s get weird. We’ve been away for a couple of weeks and our picks are off the wall.

We talk about:

  • Lethal Weapon (1987)
  • Taco’s “Putting on the Ritz” (1982)
  • The Letter People (1972)
  • Gus (1976)

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Aging Poorly #6: Michael Jackson’s Skyrim

It’s time some warehouse-based ninjutsu as Sam and Bill focus their Qi to take on Beck’s Odelay, the CHiPs season five finale “Force Seven,” our first (!?) video game—Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker, and a semi-heated discussion of the 1990 film Pump Up the Volume.

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Aging Poorly #5: (Goonies R Not) Good Enough

Oh boy, we are putting our foot in it this time: Sam takes Bill to task on the charge of High Crimes of Nostalgia, and the duo take on The Benny Hill Show, Goonies, Clue Club, and Starchaser: The Legend of Orin. 

Big ups to Virginia for explaining where “Plunk Your Magic Twanger, Froggy” came from!

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